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ℕᎥᏁᏋ [Mar. 14th, 2012|08:17 pm]
Apparently fans of Supernatural have managed to get hold of my email address. I've had to shut it down after I got flooded with hate mail for hurting their precious Sam and Dean, and bizarrely, requests to go possess a large number of people. Something about Sam only dating demons, I guess. C'mon guys, if you need a demon in you to get a date, you have some serious problems.
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ɘɪℊℍʇ [Feb. 19th, 2012|11:07 pm]
It's just the worst that Boston's turned to mush.

But, I have it on good authority that the MTN is totally not going to overheat and blow up while you're all evacuating to new places. (I know, I never thought it could, but apparently it's a danger.) I'm told that it's far more likely that it'll get hacked into and hijacked. So, yanno. At least you're not going to blow up! But you might end up in the wrong place.
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$϶ʌ∑ϰ [Dec. 30th, 2011|05:40 pm]
What a terrible way to start the new year, with people that are actually nice to me ending up dead. And I only found out through a friend because apparently it ended up on cracked.com on a list of possible serial killers for next year. I mean, it could be a jealous ex girlfriend, but she'd be a bit stupid to carve her name into him before setting the house on fire, right? Ugh, anyway. I don't want to think about it. Maybe I'll go to church and light a candle for him.
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ƨ1× [Dec. 1st, 2011|11:00 pm]
Officially one week of school left. This is it, I'm done. I'm so excited, you don't even know. I still need to find a job though. And definitely need to make a decision where I'll go to University. But, I have like half a year to decide that anyway. For now, I have a glorious summer ahead, with plenty of surf, a great tan, and maybe even some sailing.
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ɟ℩▼ℯ [Oct. 24th, 2011|08:58 pm]
Austin Daniels )
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ℱ១⋒ℛ [Oct. 15th, 2011|08:19 pm]
Halloween costume; sorted.

So excited for the ritual sacrifices this year. I might have to get a second costume just to take part. I'm thinking Druid Priestess? So excited. Bring on the murder/suicides and the un-quiet spirits!
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ℸℏℜ∊ℰ [Sep. 19th, 2011|10:24 pm]
You pleople are missing thine best parti. omg. Such a good theme too! I have the best idea.s SRsly. rocking out in my katrina von telssel thing. outfit. tim burton susch a good isea. but now what will we do for hallowwenn?Choices? do re repeat theme? different costumes?oo omg I dont think this cold be better. I should be Alice next time. Too pbivous.

I WISH My burthda wayss everyt week. because. DON't DRINK AND SURF. iUNless it's fungngt. But mpt at ngoei. POOL Parthik INSTEAD!

Comt to bme drinks1 oiwers - freincking cool!
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ʇ௰០ [Sep. 7th, 2011|11:20 pm]
Dear World of Reincarnates,

Did your regular blogging tool break?

Was your house irrevocably damaged during a freak hurricane/tornado/earthquake/volcano/aliens landing?

Did you gain some magical ability to change past and/or future weather patterns by complaining about them?

Are you currently drowning?

Most of the above can be solved by moving. Try a different country. If twitter is down and that's why you've decided here is a good place to complain about a bit of wind and rain; consider facebook. I'm sure you have loads of friends there that can't wait to hear you talking about what a close call you've just had and how the water almost reached your front porch. Right?

I wish this place had an ignore user setting. I've been here five minutes and I've already got a feed that's cluttered with garbage.

Please find more interesting things to update about.

Love,
Jez.
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ℴℵǝ [Sep. 2nd, 2011|12:19 am]
Hello!

I'm Jez White. I heard that people on here live all over the place. Anyone else from Australia? It's only the best place to live. Also, can you take surf boards through this MTN thing? Do they fit? I mean, if the longboard won't, then I can take the fish instead...but it'd be great to get my longboard out to Hawaii if I get the chance. I'll still be surprised if it even gets me there. I mean...magical transport? Really? But hey, if I get to ride the waves around the world without having to splash out on all those plane tickets, it can only be a good thing.

Oh, and I guess I should be saying here, since I've joined the hallucinations club, that I have someone from Supernatural rolling around in my skull. But don't quiz me on the show. I've never watched it, and I don't really plan on doing so. It sounds immensely dull. OH! Gotta go! Mum's cooking queenies. Ace!
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[Sep. 1st, 2011|07:42 am]
Ba-Boom )
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